Before sex: you help eachother to get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story; In life no one helps you once you’re fucked.
(Source: pwenology)
When I say I’m going to do homework:
7:00pm
me: “I will start my homework at 8pm”
*meanwhile surfs the internet*
later
*checks the time*
collaboration of tumblr emoticons LOL!!!
one for all and all for one! haha!





